“may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone that screws up my day… and may their arms to be short to scratch”

“Mole and Thomas: living pictures formed by thousands of US soldiers [amazing] http://bit.ly/1ScWj0”

“I am in the lounge making brain function and @_A_N_D_Y_ is in the kitchen making breakfast… picking the beans will arrive first”

“http://twitpic.com/c3y47 – I will do it with a flatwhite instead :)”

“Dear Today, whilst I am [somewhat] trying to achieve something constructive, you yourself are in fact all arse over tit.”

“Andrew just popped two cups of coffee on my desk… both for me! I’m spoilt… and loving it :D”