“http://twitpic.com/944k0 – having well deserved flatwhite at Ronnies”

“@maximillian62 hehe! I do stupid like most ppl do breathing ;)”

“I love blow http://bit.ly/4cHC5 & cocaine http://bit.ly/MxmIh I get the point, just not sure it’s necessary or needed”

“RT @br3nda: Being followed on twitter isn’t an endorsement of what u tweet Maybe they want to see what stupid thing the idiot will say next.”

“Tip for Today: Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.”

“Hello Friday, boy have you come around quick!”