“it ever so quietly got dark, keyboard is now happily a glow, Cher power singing, GimmeSome Tune is perfect, coffee warm. near bliss :)”

“http://twitpic.com/bzsq5 – crap afternoon forgotten about because I now have a magic wand! woohoo!”

“you know you’re having an awesomely shit afternoon when you stand up and your breasts don’t come with you.”

“Dear Kaspersky IS09, you, and only you, are responsible for a reboot which has royally flocked up highly organized afternoon. you SUCK! grr!”

“Dear Farmville, let me in NOW! If my strawberries have wilted I’m going to be as mad as a wet maggot!”

“having lunch… and it’s not cheese… woohoo!”