“may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone that screws up my day… and may their arms to be short to scratch”

“Mole and Thomas: living pictures formed by thousands of US soldiers [amazing] http://bit.ly/1ScWj0”

“I am in the lounge making brain function and @_A_N_D_Y_ is in the kitchen making breakfast… picking the beans will arrive first”