“http://twitpic.com/fxu5o – bean is asleep on my keyboard randomly setting off the marco keys… kind of cute but oh so frustrating”

“handbag of hell ate my other phone so @_A_N_D_Y_ I’m heading back now with toothpaste, coffee and a rotten mood (you have been warned)”

“btw if you own a 4WD that has never seen mud then imho its a penis extension (lunchtime traffic sucks)”

“knew I should have duct tape my skirt to my knees this morning… at least my underwear is clean… and thanks to coffee I have some on.”

“Dear f*cktards, having your car registered grants you the right to have your car ON the road, it doesn’t mean you OWN the road.”

“actually -sulking +flat (matches drink)”