140orless.com

http://twitpic.com/fxu5o – bean is asleep on my keyboard randomly setting off the marco keys… kind of cute but oh so frustrating

handbag of hell ate my other phone so @_A_N_D_Y_ I’m heading back now with toothpaste, coffee and a rotten mood (you have been warned)

btw if you own a 4WD that has never seen mud then imho its a penis extension (lunchtime traffic sucks)

knew I should have duct tape my skirt to my knees this morning… at least my underwear is clean… and thanks to coffee I have some on.

Dear f*cktards, having your car registered grants you the right to have your car ON the road, it doesn’t mean you OWN the road.

actually -sulking +flat (matches drink)

http://twitpic.com/fwzhz – I’m sulking… with a flatwhite.

http://twitpic.com/fvt8z – thinking Auckland isn’t the best place to be this morning

a wild and wooly Monday morning in Auckland, thinking I should duct tape my underwear on before venturing out.

it’s 10:30pm and @_A_N_D_Y_ just lit the fire…. a clear case of man logic