“Dear Okta Touch, go on and shirt yourself, see if I care. I have but one word for you to ponder on. replacement.”

“maybe I have a warped sense of humour but these are bloody hilarious :D http://bit.ly/adTOx”

“@MeMyselfandAli go on, take a walk on the wild side ;)”

“… cause there’s a hooooole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza, There’s a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, a hole.”

“straw too long, cut it, axe, too dull, whet it, with what?, stone, too dry, moisten, with what? water, from where? well, fetch it, how…?”

“you only need worry when it starts to loop continuously in your head @zenx13 ;)”