“@Gypsy_Butterfly hehe!”

“note to self: in future don’t take nurofen with iced tea, the pain from brain freeze is worse than the original headache”

“over peach iced tea (and 40 freakin years) it finally dawned on me that I am allergic to dressing room mirrors, dressing room lights and men”

“and to the rude “in the way, late for lunch” jerk that just pushed me over and left me there I hope Santa spits in your food”

“http://twitpic.com/uq0fq – seriously, do I really need to watch myself pee…”

“domain registrar changed – tick!”