“my man juice is in the kitchen making carrot juice. lucky, lucky, me :)”

“we’re watching you : http://bit.ly/d3r2AB larger in life on flickr : http://bit.ly/bR9esE #momentile”

“@jacksvalentine hehe! ^5”

“my apricot is having an identity crisis. it seems to think it’s wet cardboard.”

“headache. someone axe me. please.”

“I love Mondays when they feel like a Sunday… even though Tuesday will seem like Monday… but Thursday will be Friday… so it’s all even”